Findings:

• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• So Sue Me
• so save me (user)
• I told you so
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• She told me she wouldn't
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• i require so little to sustain me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Don't stand so close to me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• boss i wish you had told me
• You were always so good to me
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• me so cute (user)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What the dust told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Lies my physicists told me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• Snickers told me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• so ask me, ask me, ask me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• So, what's the problem with me?
• If you told me this never happened
• The stone that told me
• She told me to say that
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So help me God
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• feline allergies
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Tell him, she told me
• So much it scares me
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• New York City: What my Father told me
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Me So Horny
• New York City: What Jo told me
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things you told me when we were in love
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• What Me Worry (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• bite me
• Fuck me harder
• take me away
• love me
• Quincy, M.E.
• Free to Be, You and Me
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Please Please Me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Mes-
• Just call me fluffy
• Speak To Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• Roll With Me, Henry
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Nothing can stop me now
• stop picking on me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Know me better, and love me better
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Windows ME
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Stay here with me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Your secret's safe with me
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• She approached me with some vague line
• Me Imperturbe
• That's me inside your head
• GP, are you with me?

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