Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Near death experiences that don't involve drinking six pints beforehand"

• Montaigne and Lyme - Near Death Experience #689
• Dont come near me. (user)
• thoughts on a hat as my grandfather nears death
• My second experience with death: sunshine
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Dont come near me (user)
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• first experience with death
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Experiences with Death
• Death
• Blue Screen of Death
• Masque of the Red Death animation
• Black Death
• The heat death of the Universe
• Six Ways to Sunday
• Death of Rock and Roll
• Death In Vegas
• Life after death
• Gruesome death
• death spiral
• Death Wish
• white death
• Amused to Death
• click of death
• death and taxes
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Rock Death
• death ray
• Southern Death Cult
• Murder by Death
• Christian Death
• Second Death Star
• Birth, School, Work, Death
• The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
• Angel of Death
• Bataan Death March
• Chronicle of a Death Foretold
• Super Karate Monkey Death Car
• Wisconsin Death Trip
• Death Comes for the Archbishop
• Death of Rats
• death rattle
• Sudden Death
• Dance of Death
• Death by Water
• The Death of Curoi
• The Death of Cuchulainn
• Death Guild
• Death Rune
• Scary Face of Death (user)
• Non-military contracted labor built the Death Star
• The Screaming, Flaming Skull of Death
• Payable on Death
• Bajoran death chant
• Death Of A Ladies' Man
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Japanese Death Match
• The Compassionate Conservative Death Count
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Death By Chocolate
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Death Race 2000
• Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
• death of a friend
• Internet Death Penalty
• Hump one to death
• DJ Infinite Death
• Die the death
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Death of Superman
• Saint Jean de Brébeuf
• 1984 Chrysler Death Trap
• the valley of the shadow of death
• Faces of Death
• The little death
• Curing Death
• black screen of death
• Sudden Unexplained Death
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Fear of death
• Death Valley
• Chromatic Death
• Everything Death Borg (user)
• Super Karate Monkey Death Fighters: the Movie
• Is our ultimate economic goal death?
• eat flaming death
• Death Square
• Imminent death of The Net predicted!
• Ping O' Death
• death code
• terminal brain death
• you make me think of death
• The Death of the Hired Man
• sudden death lightning round
• The Masque of The Red Death
• played to death
• The death of democracy
• Bede's Death Song
• Touch of Death
• T.A.Z.: Against the Reproduction of Death
• a silhouette of death's serenity
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Red Box of Death
• Death Cab for Cutie
• ism's totally unhealthy Triscuit Death Snacks
• death save
• Cheating death
• Death Fugue
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• A Theologian in Death
• Furby of Death
• On Death and Dying
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Death qualify
• The Death of Yukio Mishima
• The problem of life and death
• The Slow Death of the Japanese Meal
• death march
• What life after death will really be like
• corporate death penalty
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• Killed By Death
• To reduce risk of death by electric shock
• wand of death
• George W. Bush and the Texas death penalty
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Defeating the Lecture of Death
• The Death of Sardanapalus
• Death eating a cracker
• On the death of a partridge
• The death of a man I had never known
• The Death of Marat
• The Passing of Death
• I once clutched death in my hands
• The Death of Taira Noritsune
• The Death Car
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• death squad
• Holy Wood (In the Shadow of the Valley of Death)
• Blair's Death Sauce
• Death Row
• Death of PLUR at a RAVE
• The death of Mr. Hooper
• The Death of Juzo Itami
• Death at the dentist
• Death to Antarctican Robotic Death Ninjas
• death cookies
• Mongolian Death Worm
• The Life, Death, and Resurrection of Christ
• The Death of Evolution
• slow death (user)
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Come, Sweet Death
• Sex and Death
• The Mega Man Death Sound
• The Death of the Hen
• Death and Resurrection

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