Findings:
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- you have never been safe
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Sex in a small car
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Questions we will never have answers to
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I Have Never Known a World
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I have never felt more alive
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- How to have lesbian sex
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Using a command line
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Two virgins about to have sex
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Something I Can Never Have
- Sex with a chicken
- Animals people have sex with
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I have never
- have
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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