Findings:

• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Kiss me once and never again
• Experience tells me not to try
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• video games never made me violent
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• a handsome stranger tricked me
• Slay Me With Kisses
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• I've Never Been to Me
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• kiss me quick
• Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
• Kiss Me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Never Let Me Go
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• u'll never know me (user)
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Jenny Kissed Me
• OBAFGKM
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Kiss Me Good-Bye
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Never Been Kissed
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• If you told me this never happened
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Kiss Me Baby
• Never Let Me Down Again
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Punish me with kisses
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• let's try me (user)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• I never tried to reach your Eden
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• you never sent me the manuscript
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• If you never know, you'll never try.
• never try it with radishes
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• kiss up
• Pandeism, aka, "you oughta try these mushrooms"
• self-surprising kiss
• the KISS army
• kiss in the dawn
• I Kissed Dating Goodbye
• Angel's Kiss
• Kiss my ass
• Chocolate Almond Kiss
• dream kisses
• ownership kiss
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• KISS Principle
• Punishing Kiss
• The Long Kiss Goodnight
• Last Kiss
• Kiss and make up
• butterfly kiss
• A civil kiss across a thousand miles
• Meringue Kisses
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• Glaswegian kiss
• The Kiss
• I stole a kiss
• K.I.S.S.
• Alas Madam for Stealing of a Kiss
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• air kiss
• Helping people cheat
• I could've kissed Orson Welles
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• My Mother's Kiss
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• Chocolate Kiss (user)
• Why Jane Kisses the King
• Professional life: KISS and KICK principles
• Kafka's written kisses
• A kiss straight out of a movie
• A Half Completed Kiss
• cards and kisses
• Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Fivefold kiss
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• Killer's Kiss
• types of kisses
• kiss, even
• I kissed her in the hair
• Ae Fond Kiss
• Kiss of the Dragon
• kiss it baby (user)
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• karmic kiss
• kisses (user)
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• Kiss Comics
• if kisses were horses
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• How to kiss like a ninja
• I will kiss her blemish
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• last kiss (user)
• Hot Pink Kiss (user)
• Kisses on my shoulder like little stars sparkling
• seagulls screaming kiss her kiss her
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• kiss (user)
• The Last Kiss
• The Naked Kiss
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• Suck My Kiss (user)

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