Findings:
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- you know he said
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- some say he was never here at all
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The voice that said yes was mine.
- It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- like nothing ever was
- He was found
- He said, Shi said
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- More than he was willing to give
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- He Was a Crook
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I married him because he was not mean
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- Was it something I said?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- Was it ever there?
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- All you ever did was let it happen
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He said, expecting the answer no
- "Fill it in", he said.
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He Said, She Said
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- At least he was gentle
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- That's Just How He Was
- He Was Only Joking
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- Not what was said
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
- All he left her was alone
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- when it was done
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Longest science fiction story ever
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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