Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Oh my god, the President is going to ask me about this and I need to be able to speak intelligently"

• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• OBAFGKM
• Ask me about Loom
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• show me what the world is all about
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Ask Me Why
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• let me ask (user)
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• What a Shame About Me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about trains
• O tell me the truth about love
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about mains
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Somebody once asked me...
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Tell me a story about rains
• They asked me to write a letter
• It's easy to speak love in the dark... what about in broad daylight in the glare of the sun and the world
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me about your faith
• How To Think About God
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Arguing About God
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me about your secret places
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Don't tell me about her
• I need a writeup about peonies
• I need a writeup about ponies
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about plains
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Kirby G6
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations

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