Findings:

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The Old Hag
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• What have you done for me lately?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• kill me (user)
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You have no power over me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Please Kill Me
• That which does not kill me...
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Someone please kill me
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• She kills me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Why old people piss me off
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Khaled Islambouli
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Could you have danced with me?
• It could have been me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Things video games have taught me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Have One On Me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How Prom nearly killed me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• kill me now (user)
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• nerd hag
• The King, the Geezer, and the Net Hag
• Meat Hag
• Sea Hag
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have no complaint
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?

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