Findings:
- Forever - One Reporter's Opinion
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Stop acting like an asshole
- The Town Where No One Got Off
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
- One Reporter's Opinion
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- To the one that got away
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- Everybody's entitled to my opinion
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Everybody likes flowers
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- Everybody's Got To Learn Sometime
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- Maybe the ultimate wound is the one that makes you miss the war you got it in.
- I liked the one with the whales
- Be a model or just look like one
- i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
- One Got Fat
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- Hitler has only got one ball
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- The one that got away
- No One Sang Like Michael
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
- Dance-floor asshole
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
- assholes (user)
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- everybody
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Everybody Hurts
- Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
- Everybody (user)
- Everybody's Irish Cocktail
- DEA arrests just about everybody
- Survival of the species is everybody's business
- I Know a Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves
- Everybody lies about sex
- Everybody's free (to Drink Alcohol)
- Everybody Get Up
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- Everybody's Cyclopedia
- Everybody knows a Kramer
- The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
- When everybody carries masks
- Everybody's golf
- Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
- Everybody Loves You
- Everybody Eat
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
- Everybody is in too many pieces
- Everybody Everywhere is Absolutely Equal
- everybody's different
- You wanna go where everybody knows your name
- Everybody Loves Draymond
- IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
- Everybody's Favorite Duck
- Everybody Hated The French
- Where is Everybody?
- Everybody knows that the game is rigged
- Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
- when the truth walks away, everybody stays
- everybody sees it, at least a little bit
- it's different for everybody
- Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
- EVerybody has their "Rebecca".
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- Got Milk?
- You Really Got Me
- I got the babel fish!
- You've got mail
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- The Statue Got Me High
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I've got a little list
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- I laughed until my limbic system exploded...then got very scared
- Everything got me fired!
- I've got severe gibberish problems
- I got pierced
- Johnny Got His Gun
- We've Got Tonight
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- The Guru got a girlfriend
- Amidala Got Back
- Blue Got Up
- Why I got my tattoo
- Got root?
- I got junk mail from the Dalai Lama
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- I got a good feeling!
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- How Pac-Man got his name
- It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
- The Songs That Got Away
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- Everyone's got their drug
- I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
- An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- You've got another think coming
- Got prostate cancer?
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder
- How the chipmunk got its stripes
- I got hit by the pizza man
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- I got your nose
- Got Self Esteem?
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- Boys got cooties, girls got brains
- I Got Six
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
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