Findings:

• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Crack
• crack baby
• crack cocaine
• deep crack
• crack whore
• My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
• cardboard crack
• Cracks of Doom
• Cracked Magazine
• Crack Dot Com
• crack the whip
• Brickies crack
• Butt crack of dawn
• cracked out
• Crack Alley
• Iced Brevet
• Why I torched the crack house
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• the crack of dawn
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• crack root
• crack wise
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Why do joints crack?
• Master with Cracked Fingers
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Crack Roast
• cracked (user)
• road crack
• Plumber's crack
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• trying to crack slashdot
• Jimmy crack corn and I don't care
• cracked out on sleep-dep
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• Simon Singh's Code Book Cipher Challenge Cracked
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Mornings, Stimulants, and Herbal Crack
• Huge Space Alien Crack House
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Corporate Crack
• Falling through the cracks
• offwidth crack
• Crack Sloth (user)
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• crack pipe
• Crack Rat (user)
• Step on a crack...
• How to crack an egg with one hand
• Your computer has been cracked
• digital crack
• hand crack
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• Carl Crack
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• Who's Got The Crack
• cracked wheat
• The Crack Method
• Cracked Mustard Apple Rolls
• Cracking a Master Lock
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Crack RC5-72 with the Everything2 team (document)
• Cracked heels and the quick and dirty repair of the sole
• The mighty session cracked ninety
• Crack willow
• The truth is visible through the cracks in broken people
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Cracked wheat and green beans
• Ten Crack Commandments
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• crack den + fire
• Cracks and Distortions
• turning fluid, oily and tar black, seeping through all the cracks
• Crack The Skye
• My ice bucket has a crack in it
• On hearing your voice cracked with tears
• A Crack in the Line
• Crack of dawn
• Don't step on the cracks
• a woman who fell through the cracks
• There is a crack in everything
• cracks in time
• crack house
• Memory is unreliable; it cracks and crumbles and falls into nothing. Power lasts forever.
• The Cracks
• A crack in the silence
• a crack in my skull (an up and down disorder)
• there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
• Cracks in the big blue ceiling
• A day in the life of a doorknob in a crack house.
• fill the cracks with gold; damage becomes beauty
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Dealer
• National Association of Securities Dealers
• Double dealer
• Drug dealer
• Software Developers vs. Drug Dealers
• Comes the Dealer
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• A quiet evening's drive with a presumed drug dealer
• An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
• My drug dealer died last week
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• The secrets of being a good drug dealer
• dealer-installed options
• dealer financing
• Auto dealer (user)
• Motorcycle dealer (user)
• Car Dealer (user)
• Rolex dealer (user)
• Dealer's choice (category)
• happily ever after
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node

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