Findings:
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- I should be able to remember your face
- wipe the sweat from your brow and put a smile on your face
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- We're Humans from Earth
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race
- Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- The Face of the Earth
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- Farmers' Market
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- From the Earth to the Moon: 8: History of the Cannon
- Visitors from Planet Earth
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Be human
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- From the Earth to the Moon: 15: The Fete of the Casting
- From the Earth to the Moon: 11: Florida and Texas
- Should I be happy?
- Made from the best stuff on earth
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- No threat should be taken lightly
- AI should be our top priority.
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Laundry should be free
- You're too good to be human
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- I should be running in the sunshine
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- The Menace from Earth
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- From the Earth to the Moon: 3: Effect of the President's Communication
- From the Earth to the Moon: 1: The Gun Club
- Messages from Earth
- From the Earth to the Moon: 9: The Question of the Powders
- From the Earth to the Moon: 17: A Telegraphic Dispatch
- From the Earth to the Moon: 16: The Columbiad
- From the Earth to the Moon: 7: The Hymn of the Cannon-Ball
- Globalisation
- This node should be filled with waka!
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Things every child should be taught
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- You Should Be Sober
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- Why should we be moral?
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- This node should be filled with bees!
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Why you should not be mean
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Magma is the blood that spews from the earth
- From the Earth to the Moon
- only then will we be safe from each other
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- An Artistic Analysis of 2001: A Space Odyssey - Act 2: From the Earth to the Moon
- If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
- giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
- From the Earth to the Moon: 4: Reply from the Observatory of Cambridge
- From the Earth to the Moon: 2: President Barbicane's Communication
- Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
- Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
- From the Earth to the Moon: 12: Urbi et Orbi
- From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
- From the Earth to the Moon: 6: Permissive Limits of Ignorance and Belief in the United States
- From the Earth to the Moon: 14: Pickaxe and Trowel
- From the Earth to the Moon: 18: The Passenger of the Atlanta
- From the Earth to the Moon: 13: Stones Hill
- From the Earth to the Moon: 5: The Romance of the Moon
- Volcanoes are the pores of the earth's face
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Automobile tire pressure
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- stupidity should be painful
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Food should not be luminous
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- good reasons to be content
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Chalant should be a word!
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- What is and what should never be
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Should I be sorry?
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- It should not be this complicated
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
- How Should A Person Be?
- titles should be approached laterally
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- why you should never be a referee
- far be it from me
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Funerals should be a celebration
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