Findings:

• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would like to have emotions
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Knots I have known and loved
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Scrooge's school of tough love
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What pornos would have us believe
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Bernie would have won
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• you would have been
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• You, standing
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You stole what they would have given you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• he would have cried
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• I would love to hold your hand.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You mean the me that you would be
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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