Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "She's a strange woman in a pond, distributing swords. No way to run a goverment if you ask me."

• Strange man makes permanent visit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• you affect me in invisible ways
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• That's no woman, that's my husband
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• Ask Me Why
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• the way you don't look at me
• Send me no flowers
• no power in the verse can stop me
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Spider-man: No Way Home
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Ask me about Loom
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• No one touches me
• treat me like a woman
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• this ain't no love that's guiding me
• They asked me to write a letter
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• no way, jose
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• No Way No Way
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• No one wants you the way you are
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• I asked for no other thing
• If No One Will Love Me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• You have no power over me
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Somebody once asked me...
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• you no longer denied me
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• No Woman No Cry
• A double-edged sword has no point
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• She's a stallion, let her run
• the way fish heads run from rain
• No Way Out
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• She's the kind of woman who
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• There is no real me
• let me ask (user)
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• They don't touch me the same way
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• You Run Deep in Me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Love me the way that I love you
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• No Weed for Me
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I asked her not to forget me
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• No way
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Too much living is no way to die
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• If You Have to Ask
• Before you ask a question
• Not verifying information
• Ask the Pilot
• Warrior's Woman
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.

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