Findings:
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
- the way she wears her weary
- A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
- Mira, she says
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She works in mysterious ways
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- Gays are great, so she says
- She claims nothing's wrong
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- She told me to say that
- She Sleeps
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- She Will Have Her Way
- as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
- But she heard it
- She hates my futon
- He says she says
- She says kill. I say how many.
- What she didn't say
- What, she cannot say
- The child, she cannot sleep
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- She Is Suffering
- (s)he
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Who am I to critique that which she is?
- English As She Is Spoke
- she
- Every Which Way but Loose
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- So happy she drools
- She is why God is God.
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- She Loves Me
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- she being Brand
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- Murder She Wrote
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- So then she said
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- She has trouble acting normal
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- Jennifer, is she your friend?
- She said yes
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Ways to Say you're done
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- She said
- The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- That's all she wrote
- She Walks in Beauty
- Some better way to say goodbye
- Surah 58 She that Disputeth
- She Hangs Brightly
- She arose and said matter-of-factly
- English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
- She smiles in colors
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- I knew she wasn't faking
- She misses me
- God is a she
- She thought about giving him her heart
- How clear she shines
- She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- The picture she drew in my notebook
- She was locked in time
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- She just sat there
- She said she loved me
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- what she kisses twice
- The vacuum she left
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- So she wet the bed
- She Loves You
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Is she really going out with him?
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- love/hate relationship
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- ways to say someone is stupid
- I love my apartment but hate the management.
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Still she cried, and still the world pursues
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- She stopped and took a second look
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- he/she
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She approached me with some vague line
- What She Said
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
- English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
- She Moved Through The Fair
- she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
- English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- She Who Is
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
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