Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Shit wouldn't have happened if you hadn't mentioned it. Now we're going there."

• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• no shit, there we were
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Shit happens
• Now and Then, Here and There
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Were there civilian Transformers?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• based on events that may have happened
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• We're trying to have a baby
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• What's going to happen next?
• If there were no birds
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There were times better than this
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• this is it, we're going to die
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• So There We Were
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• And Then There Were None
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Fossils were put there by God
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Everything happens now
• That is a thing that might have happened
• worse things have happened to better people
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• what happens now
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Going There
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• What happens now?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• things you wouldn't have believed
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There is only now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• No shit, there I was
• I Think We're Alone Now
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There's Something Going On
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Behave as if there were a God
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• Were there a god!
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Going against the grain
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Are you going to prom?
• Everything is going to start charging!
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• this is going to hurt a little
• the going rate
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
• Good Thing Going
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• Going to spend a penny
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Going Public
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.

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