Findings:

• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Swing when you're winning
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When You're Evil
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Stupid things script kiddies do
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're home alone
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You know you're in the SCA when
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• What do you see when you look up?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• You know you're blacked out when...
• You're pretty when you cry
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Sing when you're winning
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Only when you're older
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you're alone
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• When you're dead, you're dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Time flies when you're having fun
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• What to do when your car breaks down
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Do Not Reverse, Severe Tire Damage
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do

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