Findings:

• must be joking (user)
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Signs must be loud
• God must be living in the sea.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• There Must Be Someone
• Why War must be permitted
• Surgeons must be very careful
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Attention must be paid
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• all limitations must be overcome
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Must be a lesbian
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• College football must be preserved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I must die or be better
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• God must be deaf
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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