Findings:

• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Everything People Registry : USA : Cardboard Box Cities Behind Wal-Marts
• Indigenous peoples of downtown Wal-Mart
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• play dumb
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Dead links in writeups
• I see dead people
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• there is a dead woman who lives beside us
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Capitalize, please
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The bored who complain
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Dead People Server
• Taking things at surface value
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People who don't smoke will never die
• those who are dead are not dead
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Why people who jog live longer
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Know your pets
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Who Will Be There
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I want to be caught
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Overpopulation won't be a problem
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Why I won't be at commencement
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What the American people want politics to be
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• The rules of pool are not selective
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• People who use Windows
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You Won't Be Mine
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Hot pursuit
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• we can all just be around other people
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• The man who refused to be King
• that won't be your beneficiary
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• Dead people I have known
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Association of Dead People
• I saw dead people
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Even the dead will not be safe

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