Findings:

• Children should be seen and not heard
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• stupidity should be painful
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Why should we be moral?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• everything that can be cut without a knife should be cut with a fork
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Chalant should be a word!
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• This node should be filled with renga!
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• I've Gotta Be Me
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I should be able to remember your face
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Food should not be luminous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Farmers' Market
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• What is and what should never be
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• titles should be approached laterally
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• Why you should not be mean
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• The Wild Colonials
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• I've heard your song
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Should I be happy?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Funerals should be a celebration
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I should be running in the sunshine
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Things every child should be taught
• Why you should always backup your files
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Should I be sorry?
• I don't always want you to be nice
• The way things have always been done
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• AI should be our top priority.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Should high school be mandatory?
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It should not be this complicated
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Laundry should be free
• You Should Be Sober
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• I will always be in the details
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Always Be My Baby
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• How Should A Person Be?
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards

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