Findings:
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- You, standing
- An American in Tours
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Winning a prize from a UFO Catcher
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- How to validate HTML quickly from Mozilla
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How I found peace staring up at the moon from a gutter in my dreams
- How to stop a urinal from running
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Getting free pizza
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to watch the stars from a secluded island
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- How to quickly pour liquid from a bottle
- Removing a foreign object from your eye
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How a Sparcstation netboots from a Linux server
- How to save a fontified buffer as HTML in Emacs
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- How to wean kids from TV
- How to node from work
- Isolating copper from American pennies
- How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
- Searching E2 from a Mozilla location bar
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to herd people in public
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- how move files from damaged external drive to another drive
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Removing wax from clothing
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to get DC power from AC
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- how to unlatch a door chain from outside
- How far are you from anything?
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How to steal from your work
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- how the pyramids were built
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- How to derive the maximum enjoyment from crackers
- How to remove "tagging" information from NT-based FTP sites
- How I fell in love
- How to plan your escape from a relationship
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How (and why) to send your mail from another city
- Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
- How long do babies sleep?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How much is Zen Buddhism from China exported overseas during the Song period?
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Saving outgoing mail with Emacs
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to prevent records from warping
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How Do I Love?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Tormenting babies
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How Higher Education Ruined Movies From My Childhood
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- That's Just How He Was
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- How to deliver a baby in a taxicab
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- Extracting pure caffeine from tea
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How to remove roommates from showers
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Making a flame appear from your hand
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- How to say "I love you"
- Searching E2 from a Windows MSIE address bar
- Getting what you want from tech support
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How babies get around
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to make money from the internet
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How I rescued a squirrel from drowning
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Searching E2 from an Omniweb location bar
- How do you love your ass?
- Searching E2 from a Galeon toolbar
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How to recover from a failed BIOS update
- Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
- How to save batteries in your digital camera
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Getting free computer parts
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Searching E2 from a Konqueror location bar
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- How I fell in love with Alice
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- WoOz: 3 How Dorothy Saved the Scarecrow
- From the Earth to the Moon: 21: How a Frenchman Manages an Affair
- Improving your chess game
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to jump into water from a height
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How Video Games Saved My Life
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