Findings:

• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Why onions make you cry
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Two truths and a lie
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Baby makes three
• Live Era '87-'93
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Two wrongs don't make right
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I make two gallons of gas an hour
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Cry Baby Cry
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Making the heartless girl cry
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• You make Gaia cry
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• make your bed and lie in it
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• two positives never make a negative
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
• Baby Jesus (user)
• seal clubbing
• Baby Jesus
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
• As above, so below
• name above the title
• above snakes
• above the law
• I choose "D," all of the above.
• Lines Composed a Few Miles above Tintern Abbey
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• The Roof Above My Bed
• music fled above me
• "None of the above" in elections
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• Death From Above
• above the fold
• One Step Above
• Hell Below/Stars Above
• The three fatal knife targets above the shoulders
• the sky opened above her
• Above All Electronics
• Your Body Above Me
• Death From Above 1979
• Rising Above Bedlam
• The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Action on the Ox, Above and Below
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• mine eyes desire you above all things
• Over and above
• None of the above
• Little pieces from above
• Above Omniscience (user)
• the bleak spark crackling and cursing above it like a small malignant spirit set to dog its tracks
• Above Earth
• Sure wish I could rise above it
• Rise Above This
• A voice from above
• The View From Above
• the ability to fly above storms
• all living things must above all else have hope
• from above
• sammy baby (user)
• Achtung Baby
• crack baby
• The dingo's got my baby!
• Ice Ice Baby
• baby
• baby food
• Blake Babies
• Beanie Baby
• baby jars
• hasta la vista, baby
• Baby talk
• Love to Love You Baby
• Tar baby
• Baby, the other other white meat
• The soft spot in babies' heads
• Baby oil
• Muppet Babies
• Electric Spanking of War Babies
• You've come a long way, baby
• Little Baby Nothing
• Baby farm
• Baby farmer
• progression by two
• Baby, Baby, Baby
• It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
• We're trying to have a baby
• Hello! Ma Baby
• Storks and Babies
• Baby Bells
• Bim Bam Baby
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Why poems are like babies...
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• Hush A Bye Baby
• Hush Little Baby
• burning baby goat god
• Rosemary's Baby
• baby blue
• Cosmic Baby
• having a baby
• How long do babies sleep?
• Zen Baby (user)
• Baby name books are crap
• Witch Baby
• baby aspirin
• Baby Doll
• The Gerber Baby
• Baby Huey
• The baby in Chairman Mao's arms
• Baby Spice
• send() and recv()
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• Baby XP
• Crazy Baby
• Where do babies come from?
• The problem with babies these days
• Baby's First Flamethrower
• Baby on Board
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television

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