Findings:

• There's no better mirror than a child
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Before you ask a question
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There were times better than this
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Ask a stupid question
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• There is no answer; there is no question
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• There are two kinds of questions: logical and empirical
• The question nobody asks
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• breathe and ask questions
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Whenever a commercial comes on the radio and asks a yes or no question, I answer NO out loud in a stern voice.
• Ask Jeeves
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A Philosopher Asks Buddha
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Born, never asked
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask For Janice
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I asked for no other thing
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Ask Google
• The Heart Asks Pleasure First
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Ask price
• bid/ask spread
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• let me ask (user)
• Ask Missy Knowitall
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Ask a whale
• Ask the Dust
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Two
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Three
• Ask Me Anything
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• I never asked to be born you know
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?

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