Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They gave me 30 pounds of rice to cut you up, turn you into mince meat, and put you in a pie"

• they only gave me trouble anyways
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• cut u up (user)
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• And They Believed Me!
• gave up
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• let me grow up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Watermelon hookah
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• The smoke turned into rain
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Cut me some slack
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• The day he gave me a lift
• Cut up
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• They want me for a focus group!
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Sweep me up
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Put me under
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• I was into them after they were hip
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Turn anything into a sound file
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• I know they are watching me
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Turn not towards me
• They Flee From Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• They don't touch me the same way
• They asked me to write a letter
• They had been expecting me
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They Know Me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• show me a garden that's bursting into life
• Don't wait up for me
• They Don't Want Me
• They inspire me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• the night absolutely into me
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• My grandmother gave me
• the african violet you gave me
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Why I gave up on anarchy
• Why fresh cut apples turn brown
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Gave up poetry and went down 't mine.
• Run and turn into butter
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Jar of jam you gave me
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Concrescence of linguistic intentionality put through a kind of hyperdimensional transform into three-dimensional space
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Cut The (idea) Technique up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I will put Chaos into fourteen lines
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Redundancy in DNA
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• words hiss into me
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• things you can't turn into poetry
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• Hit me up
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Cut me a switch, boy!

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