Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They make me do that crap and I will take a flamethrower to that place"

• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• will you take me with you when you go?
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• what desire will make foolish people do
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do what you will. I will
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• How Do You Want Me?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• What sacrifices do soldiers make
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• My kisses, they do not fade
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• we do not give what we want to take
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• they carry but they do not understand
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• make do and mend
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• Now you do what they told ya
• What Do I Do With Me
• B Battery
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Do Make Say Think
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• And if you do, make backups
• I will do science to it
• Do you think it's me?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Do you know me?
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• What makes me beautiful
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• you make me think of death
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• do. make. live.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Do you like me?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• The Devil made me do it
• The make do gift
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• How do you make God laugh?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Card counter
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Things to Make and Do
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• Do What You Will
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• What you do to me
• The full moon made me do it
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The goggles, they do nothing
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• Why Do You Love Me?
• and if you do, take pictures
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• will do (user)
• How do you make a life matter?
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• The Internet made me do it
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

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