Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Think of about half a ton of randomly assorted human parts and you'll have a pretty good idea"

• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Good Parts Version
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• Good things about Los Angeles
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I have a good rapport with animals
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• edev: Devon's idea about outside linking
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Don't think about it
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• A good idea at the time
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• One good thing about gangs
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Odd facts about the human body
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Think About Mutation
• Good idea, Bad idea
• it's good to have a moose
• You're too good to be human
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• humans are fundamentally good
• Something about parts of you
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• human vision
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• How To Think About God
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• You, standing
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• When you think about smoking
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• Photography and religion
• I try not to think about it
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Think about you
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• I think about my answer
• I have more stories about trains for you
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• I'm All You Can Think About
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?

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