Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This is a joke. Don't actually do this. It's wrong and petty. (Even though they fully deserve it)"

• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They don't know what I've done
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• The goggles, they do nothing
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• They don't understand my tea
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They Don't Want Me
• People don't flail when they die
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Treatment of corporations
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Now you do what they told ya
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• They don't know what they're missing
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• what is this i don't even
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Even if You Don't
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• And I don't even know their names
• Rape committed by women
• I don't know what else to do
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Ground rush
• Don't do that then!
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• B Battery
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• My kisses, they do not fade
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• What do stars do? They shine.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• you don't have to do this
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Two wrongs don't make right
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I still don't even know you
• They don't touch me the same way
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't

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