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• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• That little bitch Marla Singer: A cultural critique of sexism in Fight Club
• her eyes can't find you at first
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You Can't Do That on Television
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Fight Club
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Stupid things to do in a strip club
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• girlie response to Fight Club
• The Joy Luck Fight Club
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I can't do that, Dave
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Fight Club haikus
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• why I think I can't do anything
• Fight Club Reborn (user)
• My Very Own Fight Club
• How Do I Live
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• First rule of Fight Club
• Fight Club as an extension of the Beat Generation
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I can't live without you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• the eyes are open, but
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• you can't start a fire without a spark
• you can't do it alone
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Those who can't do, teach
• Fight Club interpretations
• Fight Club and Everything2
• Subliminal Imagery in Fight Club
• Fight Club as Feminist Drama
• The Fight Club / Calvin and Hobbes Connection
• Fight Clubs I have known
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• and but so
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• they carry but they do not understand
• It hasn't been so long, but
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts

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