Findings:

• Life is not supposed to work like Dawson's Creek
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
• Real Life Dilbert
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• save and restore function in real life
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
• Real life trolling
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Dan in Real Life
• Real Life Phaser
• The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Everything vs. Real Life
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• real life test
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• real life raygun
• true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
• The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
• Real life applications of mathematics
• The real reason the Kyoto Treaty wasn't signed
• In Real Life
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• "Real life": absurd liberal myth
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I'm not this cool in real life
• Real Life
• I am real; I happened to you
• Something Happens
• happen
• This will never happen
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Just because it happened to you
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• can't happen
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
• What happened to the competition of ideas?
• What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
• A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Whatever happened to peace on Earth
• What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
• Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
• What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Good things rarely happen after midnight
• What happens when a Pope dies
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people
• What happened?

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