Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you farther every day. Be Cool."

• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• take me away
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• away from me
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Take it from me
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• Stoned music memories
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• far be it from me
• Take me from home
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Calgon, take me away
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• That'll Be the Day
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• That would be me
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• Inches away from her face
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• OBAFGKM
• Be a girl for a day
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Cool To Be You
• The Day the World Went Away
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• You can never get away from yourself
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• marry me and you'll be safe
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The weft, the fabric yet to be, stretches away.
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• Why I ran away from home
• Keep us away from us
• Every sin washed away
• Should I go to the movies and sleep the day away?
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Things every child should be taught
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• what it takes to be a fool
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Slipping away from myself
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• walk away from time
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• stop adoring from so far away
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Let me be your fantasy
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Step away from the fridge, lardass!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Away to me
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• First Christmas Away From Home
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Heave Away, Me Johnnies
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• The day Wendy's snake got away
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from the presidency
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• keep away from children and poets.
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• take the sun away
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• and sometimes you take things away.
• not to be taken away
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Be gentle with me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Be cool in college
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• An American in Tours
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Your facts peel away from your own fiction

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