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• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Love the one you don't need
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I was into them after they were hip
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They don't know what I've done
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• into the deep end in a few short words
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Work like you don't need the money
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• matter and spirit are one and the same. they are knitted together.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• A few fries short of a happy meal
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• They don't understand my tea
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• People with programming languages named after them
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• A few days in a nuthouse
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I was a father for a few days
• The day I killed everyone's joy. Well, one of them.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• They Don't Want Me
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The Wild Colonials
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• take the wind out of one's sails
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Redundancy in DNA
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Stoned music memories
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• They don't touch me the same way
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• few have known and fewer have shown
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Some thoughts on vague measurements; this will only take a few moments.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• People don't flail when they die
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• These are a few of my favorite nodes (in F minor)
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Rape committed by women
• All my possessions packed into a few boxes
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Dead languages don't change
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• don't spend it all in one place
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals

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