Findings:

• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have never
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Never mind the Euro, it's the hospitals
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Lord Willing and the Creek Don't -- Never Mind, The Creek is Rising.
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• we can give up, but the world never will
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I have never felt more alive
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you have never been safe
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• I Have Never Known a World
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Incorrect grammar which might be an improvement
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Never mind your thoughts and prayers
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I never seek shelter, just wait for the storm
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I must have waited all my life for this
• It never rains but it pours
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Skim this life but never live
• Forever blue, but never black
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Using a command line
• Something I Can Never Have
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• executed but never exposed
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O

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