Findings:

• When you wake up feeling old
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When Renny wakes up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Wake up!
• When the shit hits the fan
• I wake up so energized
• And then one day you wake up
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• So I wake up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• your name, once I wake up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• When life gives you shit
• Blowing shit up
• When the Pope says shit
• When I Grow Up
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Wake up with the king
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Make shit up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Piero Manzoni
• What do you see when you look up?
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Her hair, tangled
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• The worst way to wake up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• I can't wake up
• ...and a wake up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• wake up in a dumpster
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Reasons To Wake Up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Wake me up if you still want me
• When We Grow Up
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• wake up and smell the coffee
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• wake up hair
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Can I wake you up?
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• wake up and find her still there
• Wake up
• shit list
• Shoot the shit
• Shit happens
• No shit, there I was
• I shit you not
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• the eagle shits
• I wish I could invent shit
• dog shit
• Ape shit
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• I know, let's give shit away
• shit head
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Shit on my chest
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• happy horse shit
• Uncontrollable moody shit mode
• Bird shit on your head
• What the fuck is this shit?
• I can do shit with my legs
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Shit is a bad word
• Shit River
• Abstract Art is Shit
• Shit oozes downwards
• bird shit
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Shit, shower, shave
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• rare as rocking horse shit
• quitdoing this shit (user)
• big shit head (user)
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• Eat shit or puke trying
• Shit flinging monkeys
• good shit
• Shit and quit
• Shit or Go Blind
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Oh shit, I shat in my shorts
• I'm too old for this shit
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Who shit on the coats?
• Everything is made of sunlight and shit
• Everything is made of water and sunlight and shit
• Everything is made of water and sunshine and shit
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• twee shit
• On Goose Shit
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Pump Up the Volume
• Grow up
• blow up
• UPS
• Up
• straight up
• bottled up
• Dead links in writeups
• Decide to clean yourself up
• hooking up
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up

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