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• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• When I was your age
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• What happens when we die?
• I did not say it would make sense
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• when did we forget how to play?
• How it would happen
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I don't think the sun was up
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• i told u i was hardcore
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• What did you mean when you said...
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• When You Were Little Did You Wonder
• We did not know it was a war
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• If you told me this never happened
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• i think it was (user)
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When you think about smoking
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I fall off of things when I think of you.
• I was told you were very pretty
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Kids that age think they know it all
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Battle Ground, Washington
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• When Did You See Her Last?
• When did the World get so old?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• What if everyone was gay?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Level 2
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• What happens when a Pope dies
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Something was about to happen.
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25

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