Findings:

• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• How to calculate the heat produced by radioactive decay
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• They had been expecting me
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• I had been hungry all the years
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Stan Lee
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Stan Lee and the rise and fall of the American comic book
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I've been a woman for too long
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• Colleen Stan
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• I appear to have been misinformed

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