Findings:

• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• A Spider in the Web
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
• Spider and Web
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• web spider
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
• If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• Valuable coupons for spider webs and molehills
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Spider's web
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Spider web
• Would that I were a Poet
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Something Happens
• happen
• This will never happen
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• As It Happens
• Just because it happened to you
• You Know What Happens
• What happens when we die?
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• What if it never happened?
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• True love happens
• The Big Bang happened here
• This can't happen
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• The Second Coming of Christ already happened
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Whatever happened to acid rain?
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• It Happened One Night
• What happens when you get too lonely
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• What happens if you question your existence?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• How could this happen?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• cliches happen
• Accidents Never Happen
• It happened a long time ago
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• What happened to claymation?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• What happens to nice girls?
• It Can't Happen Here
• Everything Happens at Night
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• Accidents will happen
• If you told me this never happened
• Nothing Much Happens
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• You mean the me that you would be
• An accident impatient to happen
• This is When it Happens
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• It happens every day
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• This happens all the time
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What's The Worst That Could Happen?
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• A Lot Can Happen
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What the hell happened to us?
• What Happens in Vegas
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Stuff Happens
• All you ever did was let it happen
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• based on events that may have happened
• Nothing happens.
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Such things do not happen in this country
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• worse things have happened to better people

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