Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When she was bad
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was 9
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When touch was simple
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I remember when all this was trees
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Lad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was young Time had no wings
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I was five
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Back when our blood was still warm
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When I was your age
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When our word was iron
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• When I Was a Boy
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Cruel
• When I was young
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was Fair and Young
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I Was A Baby
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• November 4, 1995
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When I Was a Babe
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Fab 5 Freddy
• Manawyddan fab Llyr
• Math fab Mathonwy
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• F-ab fragment
• Fabs (user)
• fab 101 (user)
• Descartes was wrong
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• The Walrus was Paul
• wa
• Music was better in the old days
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Vancouver, Washington
• Was (Not Was)
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Trompe
• 'T was
• It was a dark and stormy night
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I was into them after they were hip
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• What was left after the party
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• That Was The Week That Was
• if music were a woman
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Jesus was a black man
• Now it was personal
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• There was an old lady
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?

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