Findings:

• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Stoned music memories
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• People don't flail when they die
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Please don't send your resume
• Please Don't Bury Me
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• please don't go
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Please Don't Destroy
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't feed the troll
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• We need to stop discussing Rasputin's penis in grossly inappropriate situations
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women

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