Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you demons...
- When life gives you shit
- I will give them refuge in my own life
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- When your presents give me hives
- when you go, i will go
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- When Clowns Go Bad
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- When life changes forever
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- When good cats go bald
- When Running Jokes Go Bad
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Go Ask Alice
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Where I go when I masturbate
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Life vs. Music vs. Computer Science; Go.
- When you go, I sleep again
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- will you take me with you when you go?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- You always feel it when I go
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- give it a go
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- When all the stars go out at night
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- When dolphins go bad
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- It kills me to watch them go
- When the Saints Go Marching In
- Where people go when people die
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- When frogs go bad
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- When two vowels go walking
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- When the walls go down
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Stoned music memories
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- When Life Agrees With Us
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- Things that give life meaning
- It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- Things that give our life meaning
- Ask Jeeves
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- questions to ask of friends and lovers
- All I Ask of You
- Ask Me Why
- Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
- Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
- Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
- Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- We never asked to be babysitters
- Ask and Embla
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
- If You Have to Ask
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Before you ask a question
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Being asked to sponsor
- if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask a stupid question
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- You have the right to ask
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Ask Dr. Math
- askk (user)
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I do not ask for her secret.
- Ask Nudgie
- Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
- Consistency is all I ask
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- Not verifying information
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Ask the Pilot
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
- You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- breathe and ask questions
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- I never asked to be born you know
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
- give
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