Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When life gives you lemons
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you shit
• When life gives you demons...
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Things that give our life meaning
• Things that give life meaning
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• life sucks (user)
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
• Stoned music memories
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When your presents give me hives
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• life sucks
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• When life changes forever
• Life sucks, then you die
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• When Life Agrees With Us
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Sucking at The Sims
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• give head
• Give a flying fuck
• Give me a break!
• Gives
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Don't give up
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Give one a bit
• Give one a cuff
• Give one the blanket
• Give one the works
• Give up
• I give myself
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Just give him the damned fish
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• How to give a blowjob
• Give Me Louisiana
• How to give your man a good backrub
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Give 'Em The Boot II
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give Me Strength
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• It gives a clear and present light
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• The things we give away
• I don't give a toss
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Give Me Your Children
• talking can only give you away
• Give yourself up
• More than he was willing to give
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Give in to flirtation
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Give Us A Clue
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Something's Gotta Give
• give out
• Give me back my bike!
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Never Give an Inch
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• No government can ever give you freedom
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• Give your tax refund to charity
• If I Had the World to Give
• Give In, Or Give Up
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• How to give a hand massage
• How to give a shoulder massage
• Men can't give directions
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Give us beautiful symphonies telling us terrible things
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning
• Don't give up your day job
• gives (user)
• Why big businesses give prizes away
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give As You Earn
• Dont Give Names (user)
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• i give up1918 (user)
• I want to give all our smiling-bedroom-eye photographs away to strangers
• In Short, Give Us Your Best (document)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• Give your best lines away
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• give a man a uniform (user)
• give a uniform... (user)
• GIVE IT A REST (user)
• give me your most honest smile
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile

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