Findings:
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- I was very, very drunk
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- I was told you were very pretty
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Which was what we wanted
- This essay was due a year ago
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- The Day the World was about to End
- Cybersex before it was cool
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Now that was a scary ending
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- Back when grunge was still cool
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- Music was better in the old days
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- Something was about to happen.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- It was always about words
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- the seven hills of Rome
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Now it was personal
- That Was Then, This is Now
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
- she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- It was you, Atthis
- My very own 5 minutes
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- I was looking for you
- Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- 'T was
- God was created in man's image
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- There was a young lady of Riga
- How was your trip to London, Dan?
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- Vancouver, Washington
- very big (user)
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- That was a joke, son.
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- It was a dark and stormy night
- Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
- Concrete, Washington
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
- Descartes was wrong
- It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- It was all God's fault
- It was not a dream
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- I was once stranded on a dessert island
- hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
- Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
- Man was created in God's image
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- I was into them after they were hip
- As I Was Going to St Ives
- I was once stranded on a desert island
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- There was a rose that faded young
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- I was going to marry Marty
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- I was searching glass
- There was once a Man
- was
- In Which Minerva McGonagall Remembers Some Very Bad Days
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- wa
- Kilroy was here
- The Walrus was Paul
- No shit, there I was
- A Very Big Bang!
- I'm not very cool
- My noise flew away, and now the quiet is very loud
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- my only pin-up was Pelé
- Trompe
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The world was designed for giant squid
- When I was your age
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
- The day I realized what being alive was
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
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