Findings:

• My first comet
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• If No One Will Love Me
• Who tells you no?
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• No I will not fix your computer
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• I will node no more forever
• I will fight no more forever
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• we will laugh as your buildings crumble, we will dance as your cities burn
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• If you will it, it is no legend
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I can no longer tell you
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• God has no free will
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I will fear no evil
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• I will Linux no more forever
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Did not arrive (no reason)
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There will be no more stories to read
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I will fight no more
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• No, I will not download your stinking, worthless, spyware-riddled blob of digital excrement that you call an "app"
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• Time will tell
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• One word that will make others laugh
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• My Way
• I did not find love
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Men did not always like large breasts
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Butler Did it, Again
• What did you do for your mother today?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• So how did you two meet?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• what we did last night
• Let's not, and say we did
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What did Jesus look like?
• I almost did it
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• More hips!
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What I Did On My Vacation
• England arrived late
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I did not say it would make sense
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• what I did on my holidays
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Did You Fuck Her?
• what the kids did for love:
• Did I step on your dick?
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Britain Entering World War I
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Why I did what I did
• He did very little harm
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• A tramp did it
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• We did not make this up
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Did I do that?
• What They Did To the Desert People
• did you ever wonder (user)
• I saw what you did there
• Since when did you respect anything?
• I did not get the news
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• a dream you did not have
• I don't care what you did last summer
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Did you know facts
• Simpsons Did It!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Why, Yes, I Did Steal an Electric Shaver
• So did I.
• i did nothing wrong (user)
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Your giant squid are precious to me. Did you know that?
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Why did the United States invade Iraq in 2003?
• What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?

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