Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Windows 10 has converted me. I am no longer a Linux lad, or a Mac man. I'm an omni-OS oracle"

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I am no longer the youngest
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• you no longer denied me
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Windows XP easter eggs
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• now that I am no longer
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Am I This Or Not?
• A community without shame has no future
• Mac 10
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Censorship has no place in American Society
• Take Me As I Am
• Am am no prophet
• why am i me, and you're you?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• September has such a feeling
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am a man
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• feline allergies
• gomame no ha gishiri
• God has no free will
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• The pretty girl has no friends
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I am no prophet
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• i am an octopus in the shape of a man
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• What in the world has come over me
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• No one has died
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Science Has No Morals
• He has redefined me, again and again
• A man has died
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• When I am an old man
• I am not an attractive man
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Depression is a good thing
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Am I Hot or Not?
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am no poet
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• no more stupid, i am full
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I am the wind dreaming that I am a man.
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• i am no one (user)
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i am a fragment of a man
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• MY life has no carrot
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Experience has made me bitter
• lord help me, for i am weak
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.

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