Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Yeah, what the hell is a sperm dumpster anyways? I can never keep up with today's pop culture lingo."

• we can give up, but the world never will
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Pop culture
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Pop Culture Age Barometer (US version)
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
• keep your hands up
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• You never can tell
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I never bend what I can break
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
• You can never go home again
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• wake up in a dumpster
• learn how to keep your heart open in hell
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• pop culture paganism
• How to clear pop culture vultures off of Gnutella
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never up, never in
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• I am pop culture's bitch
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• turkey pop up
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• you never can tell with bees
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Something I Can Never Have
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Can You Keep A Secret?
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• tower of pop cans
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• you can never quarantine the past
• as long as i can feel the beat, as long as i keep dancing
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Can I wake you up?
• You can never really escape the fire
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
• The Weaponization of Pop Culture
• Encyclopedia of Pop Culture
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• keep it cool/shake it up
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• You can never get away from yourself
• TV pop up ad blocker
• pop up
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Anyways
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• randir
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• garbage can
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can things really change?
• can of whoopass
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• canned coffee
• How can you sleep at night?
• Canned goods
• cans
• I can see her face
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• As far as the eye can see
• canned hunt
• I can hear you
• Asking for a favor
• How can people listen to that crap?
• Any song can be a love song
• that can made you sick
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I will kill you if I can
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?

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