Findings:

• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• why am i me, and you're you?
• You're like a brother to me
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• If you're hungry, blame me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• OBAFGKM
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Tell me a story about plains
• simple answers make me insane
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• You're such a pretty girl
• you're such a girl
• plain and simple
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• There are a million girls like me out there
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• You're not the boss of me
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• La Blue Girl
• Desire Me (user)
• Power Girl of Atlantis
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• The girl you fell in love with
• Notice Me
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• two hot blonde girls
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• Don't tell me about her
• A beautiful girl, a dead man, corn on the cob
• blame me
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• He has redefined me, again and again
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• The green Orion slave girl from Star Trek
• Surfer Girl
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• About some girl
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Girls' toys
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• All-American Girls Professional Baseball League
• Nancy Clue: lesbian girl detective
• Land Girls
• girl perhaps boy in belly
• Creeps Like Me
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Hermione girl (user)
• Of course I'm looking at your psyche! It's sitting all naked and cold in front of me!
• The Girl As the Pursuer Early in the Relationship
• New York City: What Martin told me
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Lars and the Real Girl
• How feminism lost me
• There are no girls on the internet
• daddy's little girl (user)
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• Superman's Girl Friend Lois Lane #111
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Bad Girls think about it
• Plain of Jars
• You dream of a girl cooled and thinned.
• classification theorem of finite simple groups
• The Girls in 3-B
• Simple statement modifiers in Perl
• simple protein
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• A simple story
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Me too
• Never look like you're staring
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Below me
• Now You're Screwed
• you're afraid
• Nothing can stop me now
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Can't Buy Me Love
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Do you think you could love me now?
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• That would be me
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• I Bended unto Me
• See Me Through Part II
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• "me too" product
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Your words keep me alive
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• A conversation between me and god
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Beauty surrounds me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Tu Me Gustas
• Silly me
• Ride with me
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The Me Nobody Knows
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• =Yo N ode me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• The Patchwork Girl of Oz
• My dogs are killing me
• Valley girl patois

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