Findings:
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't Be Afraid
- don't cry
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- So you don't have to
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Cats don't have brakes
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You don't need a reason to cry
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I don't have a television set
- you have to be kidding
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- don't be absurd (user)
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- he would have cried
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- We're trying to have a baby
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- you have to be close to catch it
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I don't want to be successful
- painting stars that have come to be
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Cry Baby Cry
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Baptist jokes
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Stoned music memories
- I have a punklin and you don't
- A reason to drink
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- don't cry over spilled milk
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I don't want to be alone
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Don't be sad
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Don't Be Evil
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Always Be My Baby
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- Boys Don't Cry
- Don't cry for the Angels
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Come. And be my baby
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