Findings:

• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Something I Can Never Have
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• Seven words you can never say on television
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• I never bend what I can break
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Can I have a light?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• can you get enough of me?
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• How could you ever have enough?
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• We have had enough of your beige
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
• Using a command line
• I have never
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• You never can tell
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I Have Never Known a World
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• you never can tell with bees
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can never go home again
• Knowledge can never be certain
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can never really escape the fire
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can never quarantine the past
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• You can never get away from yourself
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Astro City #5
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• They have taken enough
• make sure you have enough room to flap your flappers
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• I have never felt more alive
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• murder can be fun

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