Findings:

• must be joking (user)
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Why War must be permitted
• all limitations must be overcome
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Signs must be loud
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• God must be living in the sea.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• God must be deaf
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Must be a lesbian
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• College football must be preserved
• I must die or be better
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Attention must be paid
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• There Must Be Someone
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Evil be thou my good
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Throw aside your holiday crutches, and BE HEALED!
• May the Fourth be with you
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• for now this is the best that can be done
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• To be an open-minded person is not a characteristic. It's a skill. It requires effort, and practice.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Turtles can be slow.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Surf Nazis Must Die!
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• Stay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses
• Why must you live so far away?
• She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• good reasons to be content
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• To thine own self be true
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• murder can be fun
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• I want to be a cog
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told
• How to be a good customer
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Why should we be moral?
• Someday, I will be strong
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• All units be advised
• I used to be bulimic
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• To be fifteen
• might be burned in at this point
• in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• All will be well again in time
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Bill Gates Must Die
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• attach yourself to small things, for the world is large and you must start somewhere
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Be honest with yourself
• Be Prepared
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be human

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