Findings:
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Tell him, she told me
- New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
- If you told me this never happened
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- Eat Me
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- She told me she wouldn't
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- boss i wish you had told me
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- New York City: What Martin told me
- better off with him than here with me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- i told him to write poetry on my arms
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- The stone that told me
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- New York City: What my sister told me
- New York City: What my Mother Told Me
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- New York City: What Jo told me
- Chicago: What my Teacher told me
- The First Lie Besovi Told Me
- I hadn't told him
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- Can I eat him, boss?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
- Eat me beat me lady
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Better him than me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She told me to say that
- What the dust told me
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
- New York City: What my Father told me
- Snickers told me
- Lies my physicists told me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
- eat me 2000 (user)
- New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- eat out
- Eat my Shorts
- Rugby players eat their dead
- Who shall we eat?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Don't shit where you eat
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- Eat the rich
- Eat Static
- eat flaming death
- I can eat a peach for hours
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Dog Eat Dog
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Meal, ready to eat
- Why your pet eats poop
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- I will eat your soul
- It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- How to eat a mango
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Good Eats
- You can't eat a flag
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- You can eat sushi
- Jimmy Eat World
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- How to eat an artichoke
- The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
- Eat and live!
- All the gold you can eat
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- I could eat a horse
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- the meat we eat
- and I eat you alive
- Why dogs eat grass
- Let them eat cake
- Chipirones en su tinta
- I'd eat in that bathroom
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Watching you eat an apple
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Humans are designed to eat animals
- Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
- How to eat a shot glass
- Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
- How to eat an Oreo cookie
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- Eat poop you cat
- In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
- Eat it, don't read it
- Do not eat
- The Curious Eat Themselves
- Could a baby eat another baby?
- Is that to go, or to eat here?
- Eat any good books lately?
- I will eat you slowly with kisses
- I Eat Weeds and Trees
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Eat the eyes first
- The proper way to eat a tompoes
- All you can eat
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Ready to eat jelly
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
- What to eat on the Atkins Diet
- Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
- How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
- Eat Bugs for Money
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- Eat The Runt
- Pete's Eats
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
- Eats, Shoots and Leaves
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Wog Eat Wog World
- Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
- Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
- Everybody Eat
- love to eat (user)
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Who eats what (e2poll)
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Just as the dogs eat bone
- Pet python eats Cambodian boy
- I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
- Tigers Eat Hearts
- DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
- Eat shit or puke trying
- You eated my cookie?
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