Findings:

• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Past patterns and current conditions will not necessarily forecast the future
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Boys will be boys
• I should be able to remember your face
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• On the comet there will be much pie
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• The television will not be revolutionized
• They will not be named!
• You will be assimilated
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The revolution will not be televised
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Squids will be Squids
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Carl Everett
• Marks which will never be broken
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I will be in my trailer!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The next life will be better
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• What life after death will really be like
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• there will be a last
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It will be good when I am leader
• This love will be your downfall.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• It will never be just you
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Someday, I will be strong
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• node that will be my legacy
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will always be weird inside
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I fear I will be nothing
• all the cute guys will be there
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• There will never be another you
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Will I be given that chance?
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There Will Be Blood
• Everything will be alright
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• If it be your will
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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