Findings:
- Questions we will never have answers to
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Advice I have been given about girls
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Baptist fear of dancing
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- It will never be just you
- This dream is tied to a horse that will never tire
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I have never
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- She Will Have Her Way
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- you have never been safe
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- To the girl I will meet someday
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- This will never happen
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
- the universe is deterministic and we have free will
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- You never think it will be the ducks
- we can give up, but the world never will
- My love will never die
- You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- General sexuality newsgroup
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- How to have lesbian sex
- I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Things that we will never use
- I will never drink root beer again
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- Millions now living will never die
- Marks which will never be broken
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Will Night Never Come?
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- There will never be another you
- A Letter I Will Never Send
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I have a crush on a girl in France
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Baptist jokes
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Two virgins about to have sex
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I have never felt more alive
- Something I Can Never Have
- Animals people have sex with
- Using a command line
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Have brain, will travel
- Sex with a chicken
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Sex in a small car
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
- If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
- We will have windchimes. That is a must.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- eventually, everything will have its own wiki
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I Have Never Known a World
- Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
- Many have died; you also will die.
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
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