Findings:
- My first comet
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I want that first kiss feeling
- I want a first kiss
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- did you kiss the face of the night?
- attempt
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
- clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
- first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
- New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
- attempted murder
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
- The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
- Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- United States Presidential assassination attempts
- live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- I know what you did last summer
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- I still know what you did last summer
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- did
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Did my pussy just run into you?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- How much pain did you cause?
- My Way
- I did not find love
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
- Men did not always like large breasts
- No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
- I never did well with Sunday nights
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- The Butler Did it, Again
- What did you do for your mother today?
- old chestnut: where did the other square go?
- answer: where did the other square go?
- A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- Where did you get that hat?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
- Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
- Did Chuang Tzu dream
- So how did you two meet?
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- what we did last night
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- Let's not, and say we did
- How did I miss the recruiter?
- Using headphones as a microphone
- if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
- What did Jesus look like?
- I almost did it
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- More hips!
- How did we come to this?
- Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- Did Aum Shinrikyo set off a nuclear bomb in Western Australia in 1993?
- Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
- Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- What did you mean when you said...
- I know what you did in Texas
- Shakespeare Did It Syndrome
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- I did my best and failed abysmally
- Grunge did not fail and is not dead
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- The train never did come that day
- That which I should have done I did not do
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
- Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
- What I Did On My Vacation
- Where did you learn ebonics?
- England arrived late
- Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- Did Dionysus do the right thing?
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- How did I end up here?
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- I did not say it would make sense
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- what I did on my holidays
- Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
- After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
- Did You Fuck Her?
- what the kids did for love:
- Did I step on your dick?
- Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
- You are precious to me. Did you know that?
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Which way did the bicycle go?
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- Where did Archie find the time?
- Why I did what I did
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- He did very little harm
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Did you think of me before you knew me?
- edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- Did I stutter?
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
- Jesus did not speak English
- Did you mean for it to look like this?
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- Did not arrive (no reason)
- What did you learn from your time in the solitary cell of your mind?
- Daddy, what did you do in the Great War?
- Katie Did
- Why did the girl fall off the swing?
- A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- Why Did Grandpa Die?
- My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Did Elvis see Star Wars?
- As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
- Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
- Where Did The Days Go?
- Everything Hitler did was legal
- Did you know you broke my heart today?
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